Welcome to Cartel Empire!

If you're wondering what cartels are all about and why to join one, you've come to the right place.

Cartels give you active and passive bonuses that increase your gym gains and fighting stats, as well as increase your production and job success rate.

But even without that, every capo needs a crew!  So come be fresh, be crunchy, and let's build a badass cheeseball of a cartel.

- Your friendly neighborhood Sloth

Eyy, good luck on your Cartel, good to see more of them coming into the game! 

So far our cheeseball is lacking in substance!  Still looking for more members!

We are still recruiting! 

We have the capacity II perk, mathematical guides and breakdowns of production, and a pretty fantastic group of people. Working on getting our first gym gains perks in the next few days hopefully!

Come be crunchy and delicious with us

I'm interested in joining in. Where do I sign up?

Coo~ Meow~ we need more manpower!