Day 11. The air’s too thin for logic, and DISTXRTED is still out here stacking 33,656 rep like he’s building a private empire on top of the Andes. Scientists have stopped measuring oxygen; they’re measuring DISTXRTED’s patience for mediocrity — and it’s gone.
PANKOTOR (34,852) and JEI_HYUN (24,792) keep clawing their way up the cliff, bleeding dignity and caffeine, determined to at least die in second place. BOONIESTEEP (8,527) still swinging wildly — it’s inspiring, in a “this is fine” meme sort of way.
And then there’s THORN_IRONCLAD with 19,423 — the man, the myth, the misunderstanding. Every day he storms in like a medieval general, and every day the scoreboard reminds him this isn’t the Middle Ages. Thorn, you’re fighting rep with chivalry, not numbers. Even DAN, who once lost to an AFK player, looks at you now with quiet pity and superiority.
SNOWWHITE, NAMOI, VALJEAN, and YELLOW chipped in modestly; good hustle, but Bolivia didn’t notice. ALIG and DELTA7 remain in monk mode, mastering the art of enlightened inaction.
Leaderboard unchanged: DISTXRTED, the High Altitude Despot, untouchable, unstoppable, unbothered.
Everyone else — hydrate, cope, repeat. The Andes always win.
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Day 11. The air’s too thin for logic, and DISTXRTED is still out here stacking 33,656 rep like he’s building a private empire on top of the Andes. Scientists have stopped measuring oxygen; they’re measuring DISTXRTED’s patience for mediocrity — and it’s gone.
PANKOTOR (34,852) and JEI_HYUN (24,792) keep clawing their way up the cliff, bleeding dignity and caffeine, determined to at least die in second place. BOONIESTEEP (8,527) still swinging wildly — it’s inspiring, in a “this is fine” meme sort of way.
And then there’s THORN_IRONCLAD with 19,423 — the man, the myth, the misunderstanding. Every day he storms in like a medieval general, and every day the scoreboard reminds him this isn’t the Middle Ages. Thorn, you’re fighting rep with chivalry, not numbers. Even DAN, who once lost to an AFK player, looks at you now with quiet pity and superiority.
SNOWWHITE, NAMOI, VALJEAN, and YELLOW chipped in modestly; good hustle, but Bolivia didn’t notice. ALIG and DELTA7 remain in monk mode, mastering the art of enlightened inaction.
Leaderboard unchanged: DISTXRTED, the High Altitude Despot, untouchable, unstoppable, unbothered.
Everyone else — hydrate, cope, repeat. The Andes always win.