Jokes thread

about 1 year ago

JARI

399 Total Respect

JARI

399 Respect

about 1 year ago

I'll go first:

I rarely find cocaine jokes funny.
But occasionally, an one-liner makes me snort.

Buying Losses! 2 nails = 1 loss.

 

Responses

about 1 year ago

MUG

47 Total Respect

MUG

47 Respect

about 1 year ago

I live in a bungalow built with nails：）

11 months ago

JARI

399 Total Respect

JARI

399 Respect

11 months ago

What do you call a DJ from France?

David Baguetta

What do you call a DJ that got wet?

David Gotwetta

Buying Losses! 2 nails = 1 loss.

 

11 months ago

JONNY_YAPP$

1 Total Respect

JONNY_YAPP$

1 Respect

11 months ago

I don't have a cocaine problem, I just like the way it smells 🤣

 

                              - Rodney Dangerfield

11 months ago

BOBOTOM

2 Total Respect

BOBOTOM

2 Respect

11 months ago

I’m 60 days clean now.

It’s been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had cocaine to help me through it.

10 months ago

VLADBULL

4 Total Respect

VLADBULL

4 Respect

10 months ago

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

7 months ago

TATTIE

3 Total Respect

TATTIE

3 Respect

7 months ago

Classic dad joke, saw again on Fb today.

 

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. 

 

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