I'll go first:

I rarely find cocaine jokes funny.
But occasionally, an one-liner makes me snort.

I live in a bungalow built with nails：）

What do you call a DJ from France?

David Baguetta

What do you call a DJ that got wet?

David Gotwetta

I don't have a cocaine problem, I just like the way it smells 🤣

                              - Rodney Dangerfield

I’m 60 days clean now.

It’s been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had cocaine to help me through it.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Classic dad joke, saw again on Fb today.

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. 

I M LIVID