Das Global Events.
6 days ago
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Total Respect
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Respect
6 days ago
Responses
6 days ago
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Total Respect
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Respect
6 days ago
While all the lights go out in town, you notice one lit dwelling on the outskirts. As you approach you notice reveling and drinking, hundreds of people gathered around watching the newly weds dance. You notice the gift table is not guarded. *First to interact with the gifts gets the response.*
6 days ago
SNOWWHITE
43 Total Respect
SNOWWHITE
43 Respect
6 days ago
Am I the first to interact?
6 days ago
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Total Respect
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Respect
6 days ago
996,855(1,096,540)
SNOWWHITE - 23/04/2026, 01:15:34
You swipe 2 gifts before almost getting beaten to death by and angry mob, when you arrive back into town you see they made short work about putting a price on your head. Though 666,666 is all they could pool together.
Gained +1 Velvet Gift and +1 Golden Gift
SNOWWHITE 1 £666,666 DAS_LOBOTOMIST Wedding thief
You sent x1 Velvet Mystery Gift to SNOWWHITE. 01:22:16 23/04/2026
You sent x1 Golden Treasure Gift to SNOWWHITE. 01:22:41 23/04/2026
Last Edited 23/04/2026, 10:23:40
6 days ago
SNOWWHITE
43 Total Respect
SNOWWHITE
43 Respect
6 days ago
996,855(1,096,540)
4 days ago
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Total Respect
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Respect
4 days ago
While driving to the other side of town you notice a family broken down in the middle of a desert highway. You have a few ways you could help, you could help them fix their car (cost 1 steel 4 nails) offer to have one of your narcos deliver a new car to the family in need. (1 car of your choice) or rob them (accuracy, strength roll, post totals including modifier.) Be the first to respond with your choice and send me the qualifying items for that choice.
4 days ago
BLACKCYDE
4 Total Respect
BLACKCYDE
4 Respect
4 days ago
offer the mofos a ferarri brrroooo
4 days ago
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Total Respect
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Respect
4 days ago
offer the mofos a ferarri brrroooo
BLACKCYDE - 24/04/2026, 17:52:57
You wait around with the family for an hour until your Narcos coming roaring down the highway in a brand new Ferarri. You tell them this is for you, scrap that piece of junk and take care of this one. The husband looks at you and expresses much appreciation, the children go to their knees and pray as their mother breaks down in tears. The husband opens the boot and comes back with a duffel bag filled with cash and a rifle. "This is all I have but I hope it helps you as much as you've helped me."
You receive £15,000 and +1 FN Scar.
3 days ago
RAFI_ISHERE
1 Total Respect
RAFI_ISHERE
1 Respect
3 days ago
I thought I was poor... I really am.
Last Edited 25/04/2026, 10:45:37
1 day ago
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Total Respect
DAS_LOBOTOMIST
58 Respect
1 day ago
Early in the morning you watch the sun rise over the city. People slowly leaving their homes and leaving for the day ahead of them. Then the shattering of glass nearby catches your ear. Sounded like it was in your home. Intruders at this hour? You have two choices, guns blazing or attempt to negotiate.
1 day ago
CLANCY
1 Total Respect
CLANCY
1 Respect
1 day ago
Can any of yall enchance my weapon for me bruh or join my cartel (The Wolfs)
Many of you have experienced a random event in global chat that is a great surprise to the one player that claims it. I am pleased to share with you my Global Random Events thread. Check in every 24-48h all Events are random time of my choosing. First to claim in a reply gets the goop. I got the good stuff and I'd rather it be found in an experience than sold to the highest bidder. Follow this thread. Watch for a drop. Expect one before 23:59 LPT today 22/4/2026 (4/22/2026). All may participate, participation is free. But there is only 1 winner unless dictated in the event itself. Enjoy everyone.
Global event history.
DAS LOBOTOMIST: A random envelope falls from the sky before you. First to reply open can claim it
MR _MIDNIGHT: I'd get arrested for mail fraud knowing my luck
DAS_LOBOTOMIST: Do you open the letter?
MR MIDNIGHT: No thanks someone else can have it
DAS LOBOTOMIST: The envelope remains undisturbed as Mr_Midnight walks on by.
DAS LOBOTOMIST: To claim the envelope be the first to type "open"
DAS_LOBOTOMIST: Does anyone have the urge to open the envelope? A gust of wind may pick up and blow it away.
DISTXRTED: open..
DAS_LOBOTOMIST: DISTXRTED opens the envelope to find...£38,031,621
DAS_LOBOTOMIST: 02:00:03 - Sent £38,031,621
DAS LOBOTOMIST: While walking through town vou notice an abandoned safe in an allev. Combination requires 3 digits (0-9) First to post the correct Combination walks away with the contents of the safe
JACE420: Wat ? Is that das
SCHIZO: 2-4-7
7MDANOV: 954
YUOZO: 234
DAS LOBOTOMIST: As a plane fies overhead vou notice it dropped somethino nearbv in the desert. You find a cache labeled TITAN. First to type 'open' gets it.
ABNO: open
DAS_LOBOTOMIST: You find 3 6 packs of Mexcal and a stash of meds.
DAS LOBOTOMIST: You find an abandoned parcel addressed to Das Lobotomist Must have fallen of the mail wagon. First to type "open" or "return" gets it
TOMETH: oper
DISTXRTED: "gets piper pirried" AVA_: return Mastiff
AVA : OMG mv chat laaged so bad i saw his message first
TOMETH: >.>
DAS_ LOBOTOMIST: TOMETH opens the package claiming what's inside. x1 Supporter Pack.