Day 5 winds hit hard up here in the Andes, but nothing hits harder than DISTXRTED deciding gravity, sleep, and everyone else's hopes are optional. Another 38,394 reputation casually tossed into the pile like they're farming reputation off tourists in Uyuni. At this stage, this isn’t a leaderboard, it's a Bolivian museum exhibit titled “One Player And Several Witnesses.”
Meanwhile, several brave souls continue pretending this isn’t already a national holiday celebrating DISTXRTED’s supremacy. JEI_HYUN dropped 28,886 with the quiet fury of someone sharpening a machete in a dark alley. BOONIESTEEP (22,310) marched like a hero in denial — and denial builds character. PANKOTOR, with 21,499, is grinding so hard the mountain is starting to look concerned. PRINCESSKYRA (15,993) swung hard, reminding everyone royalty can get scrappy when needed. NAMOI, SNOWWHITE, and YELLOW chipped in respectable numbers, proving effort still exists below Everest altitude.
And now, our fan-favorite punching bag: THORN_IRONCLAD (15,872) strutted in like a legendary tank and then promptly swung like a rusty bicycle chain falling off mid-ride. Our man stomps in like a fortress and leaves like a leaky bucket. Heroic on paper, comedic in execution. They call him Ironclad — but today? Thorn Iron-sad polishing armor while the scoreboard laughs.*
*(*Magnificent entertainment value, though. Keep him.)*
XXXBOSSXXX, VALJEAN, CINYX and a few others sprinkled in numbers to prove they're alive, points were scored, honor preserved, oxygen consumed.
And then… the spiritual monks strike again: ALIG, DELTA7, ROASTEDCHICKEN, CHET. Five days. Zero rep. Total enlightenment. They're not “inactive,” they’re preserving energy for a higher plane. Legends. Philosophers. Professional log-in avoiders.
Day 6
Day 6, the oxygen is thin, the hope is thinner, and DISTXRTED continues to treat this event like a personal highlight reel recorded atop Illimani, shirt open, wind blowing, angels singing. Another 35,044 reputation. At this point, we’re not even surprised... we’re just waiting for the cinematic documentary release. This isn’t grinding. This is spiritual warfare and DISTXRTED is armed with divine cardio.
Behind them, JEI_HYUN (28,323) and PANKOTOR (27,661) continue clawing their way up the Andes like stubborn mountain goats fueled by pride and spite. If determination had calories, they’d be overfed.
BOONIESTEEP (19,102) still refuses to accept that the summit might already have a VIP table reserved in someone else’s name. PRINCESSKYRA (6,795) and NAMOI (7,029) kept the grind respectable, the kind of steady effort that says “I’m tired, but I have dignity.”
SNOWWHITE added 7,527, still mining quietly like seven dwarves won’t show up to help. CINYX, VALJEAN, and YELLOW sprinkled in gains like seasoning, enough to taste effort but not enough to change the dish.
And now… the thorn in everyone’s side. Literally. THORN_IRONCLAD (9,899) stomped in again, armor clanking, shouting battle cries, and delivering numbers that scream:
“Watch me, I’m dangerous!” …followed immediately by everyone whispering, “Bless his heart.”
He swings like a war hero, lands like a rubber mallet. The Andes echo with his passion… and muffled laughter. Thorn Iron-sad remains the people’s entertainment.
XXXBOSSXXX (641) and ROASTEDCHICKEN (783) contributed, technically. CHET gave us 75, which might be a number or a cry for help.
And our Zen Masters of Doing Absolutely Nothing — ALIG and DELTA7 — have now completed a full Bolivian spiritual retreat. No rep. No noise. Just peace, stillness, and confusion from everyone else. Ascended beings.
Everyone else? Drink water. Stretch. Scream into a pillow. Bolivia does not forgive weakness — but it absolutely laughs at it.
Day 7
Day 7, halfway through, and the mountain spirits have officially given up guessing what’s happening. Birds migrate. Seasons change. And DISTXRTED keeps farming reputation like they found a hidden “Bolivian Infinite Rep” glitch. Another 29,031 added, casually, like ordering breakfast and accidentally conquering a province. If this continues, we’ll need a dedicated monument. Or a warning sign.
Right behind, PANKOTOR (29,669) and JEI_HYUN (26,374) continue climbing with that wild “I refuse to be irrelevant” energy. These two aren’t grinding, they’re clawing up the Andes screaming in defiance, fueled by spite and ancestral whispers.
THORN_IRONCLAD, meanwhile, unleashed 21,395, charging through the rep fields like a knight who thinks he’s majestic. To be fair, he’s hitting hard but let’s be real, Thorn swings like he’s starring in a heroic movie… filmed in slow motion… directed by someone who hates him. We respect the effort. We roast the execution. Thorn Iron-sad marches on.
ROASTEDCHICKEN (704) continues the noble tradition of doing “something.” XXXBOSSXXX (733) too, bravery is measured in effort, not results, apparently.
BOONIESTEEP (10,881) is still fighting reality, and we admire that sort of emotional bravery. SNOWWHITE (8,161) and PRINCESSKYRA (9,009) keep pace like disciplined alpacas in a military parade. NAMOI, VALJEAN, CINYX, YELLOW all delivered small-but-real pushes. Enough to say they tried. Enough to avoid shame. Barely.
Day 8
Day 8, and at this point the Andes themselves are considering retirement. The llamas have stopped watching. The wind is whispering “hermanito… give up.” But one player refuses to acknowledge the concept of mercy or fatigue.
DISTXRTED, the eternal menace, casually dropped 33,543 more rep. It’s not grinding anymore; it’s geological erosion. The mountain isn't being climbed — it’s being worn down by force of will and petty dominance hunger. If reputation were oxygen, everyone else would be dead and DISTXRTED would be smoking a cigar on a glacier.
Meanwhile, the resistance movement continues:
JEI_HYUN (33,423) and PANKOTOR (31,685) came out swinging with pure “I refuse to be background scenery” energy. These two aren’t chasing rep, they’re waging an emotional battle with gravity itself. One day, one of them will either catch DISTXRTED or pass out mid-click. We support both outcomes.
BOONIESTEEP (22,206) still chasing like they're in a romance telenovela titled “Loving Someone Who Doesn’t Love You Back.”
NAMOI, SNOWWHITE, PRINCESSKYRA, YELLOW — showed up, pushed numbers, didn’t embarrass themselves. Gold stars, gentle nods. Bolivia sees your effort and offers you coca tea for stamina.
Now for the crowd favorite:
THORN_IRONCLAD (14,295) once again charged into battle like an armored rhino high on hope. Look, he’s trying, which is brave — but every time he swings, fate whispers: “A for effort, F for outcome.” We love you, Thorn. We ridicule you, but we love you. Bolivia laughs with you. Mostly.
XXXBOSSXXX (1,344) and ROASTEDCHICKEN (1,215) brought that “I showed up, please clap” energy. Respectfully minimal.
Day 9
Day 9 arrives and the mountain hasn’t gotten any smaller. The only thing shrinking is everyone’s emotional stability.
DISTXRTED, Bolivia’s unofficial national threat, calmly tossed in 26,226 more rep like they're topping off a cup of coffee. No stress, no sweat, just casual dominance. At this point the leaderboard isn’t a graph — it’s a crime scene and DISTXRTED is the only suspect smiling in the interrogation room.
Then, we have the two eternal rebels refusing to accept fate:
PANKOTOR (30,912) and JEI_HYUN (30,254) continue sprinting up the Andes like they’re late to a family party and grandma’s handing out cash envelopes. These two aren’t chasing victory; they’re chasing dignity, and that’s way funnier.
BOONIESTEEP added 14,104, still fighting like the gap is closable through pure optimism and caffeine. Admirable. Delusional. Entertaining.
SNOWWHITE (7,885), NAMOI (6,236), VALJEAN (2,583) and YELLOW (2,466) all clocked in solid “please don’t replace me with an AFK llama” numbers.
PRINCESSKYRA must've been busy ironing a royal cape today (405), and ROASTEDCHICKEN (286) proved once again that poultry does not thrive at altitude.
Now for today’s comedy gold:
THORN_IRONCLAD with 17,778 rep. A true warrior. A heavy hitter. A legend in his own mind. He swings into battle like the hero of an ancient saga… then lands results that say “local man fights mountain, mountain unbothered.” Thorn brings medieval fury to a modern scoreboard and Bolivia thanks him for the entertainment. He is the dramatic NPC we didn’t know we needed.
Most Likely To Pretend This Is Fine — Day 9: BOONIESTEEP, three-peat champion of emotional damage denial. At this point we just want to give them a hug and a brochure titled “Coping Mechanisms for Competitive Trauma.”
Day 10
At this point, even the mountains are rolling their eyes. The sky is thin, the morale is thinner, and DISTXRTED continues his Bolivian-approved bullying campaign with 26,771 fresh rep like it's pocket change he found under a couch cushion. Legend? Menace? Possibly a mountain spirit in human form. No one knows anymore.
Meanwhile, the brave mortals fight for second place like it actually comes with oxygen:
JEI_HYUN (33,288) and PANKOTOR (27,887) are still trying to scale the Andes with broken hiking sticks and blind optimism. Their lungs are gone, their minds are gone, but their pride refuses to die. We respect it. We also laugh at it.
BOONIESTEEP (22,740) is still carrying emotional damage like a backpack full of rocks — every day insisting the gap is closable. If motivation was enough, they'd be at the summit. Sadly, math exists.
Now, let’s talk about THORN_IRONCLAD — the people’s punching bag, morale mascot, and walking comedy arc.
10,678 rep with full battle theatrics. Thorn enters every day like he’s starring in a national war epic — heroic intro, dramatic soundtrack, flames in the background — then delivers numbers that say:
“I swung my sword and the wind took half my damage.”
Thorn, hermano… the mountain doesn’t hate you. The mountain doesn’t even notice you. You're the inspirational story they put at the end of sports movies, right before the credits, like:
“He tried really hard. He didn’t win. But we clap anyway.”
And here comes the plot twist of the century:
DAN Yes, DAN — famously not good, consistently unimpressive — somehow still stands above Thorn in the cosmic hierarchy. DAN is that kid in class who never studies, writes answers in crayon, and still somehow gets a D- instead of an F while Thorn is in the corner doing interpretive sword-fighting and submitting blank homework pages proudly.
DAN is bad. Thorn is just… dramatically bad. There’s levels to this.
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Day 5
Day 5 winds hit hard up here in the Andes, but nothing hits harder than DISTXRTED deciding gravity, sleep, and everyone else's hopes are optional. Another 38,394 reputation casually tossed into the pile like they're farming reputation off tourists in Uyuni. At this stage, this isn’t a leaderboard, it's a Bolivian museum exhibit titled “One Player And Several Witnesses.”
Meanwhile, several brave souls continue pretending this isn’t already a national holiday celebrating DISTXRTED’s supremacy.
JEI_HYUN dropped 28,886 with the quiet fury of someone sharpening a machete in a dark alley.
BOONIESTEEP (22,310) marched like a hero in denial — and denial builds character.
PANKOTOR, with 21,499, is grinding so hard the mountain is starting to look concerned.
PRINCESSKYRA (15,993) swung hard, reminding everyone royalty can get scrappy when needed.
NAMOI, SNOWWHITE, and YELLOW chipped in respectable numbers, proving effort still exists below Everest altitude.
And now, our fan-favorite punching bag:
THORN_IRONCLAD (15,872) strutted in like a legendary tank and then promptly swung like a rusty bicycle chain falling off mid-ride. Our man stomps in like a fortress and leaves like a leaky bucket.
Heroic on paper, comedic in execution.
They call him Ironclad — but today?
Thorn Iron-sad polishing armor while the scoreboard laughs.*
*(*Magnificent entertainment value, though. Keep him.)*
XXXBOSSXXX, VALJEAN, CINYX and a few others sprinkled in numbers to prove they're alive, points were scored, honor preserved, oxygen consumed.
And then… the spiritual monks strike again:
ALIG, DELTA7, ROASTEDCHICKEN, CHET.
Five days. Zero rep. Total enlightenment.
They're not “inactive,” they’re preserving energy for a higher plane.
Legends. Philosophers. Professional log-in avoiders.
Day 6
Day 6, the oxygen is thin, the hope is thinner, and DISTXRTED continues to treat this event like a personal highlight reel recorded atop Illimani, shirt open, wind blowing, angels singing. Another 35,044 reputation. At this point, we’re not even surprised... we’re just waiting for the cinematic documentary release. This isn’t grinding. This is spiritual warfare and DISTXRTED is armed with divine cardio.
Behind them, JEI_HYUN (28,323) and PANKOTOR (27,661) continue clawing their way up the Andes like stubborn mountain goats fueled by pride and spite. If determination had calories, they’d be overfed.
BOONIESTEEP (19,102) still refuses to accept that the summit might already have a VIP table reserved in someone else’s name. PRINCESSKYRA (6,795) and NAMOI (7,029) kept the grind respectable, the kind of steady effort that says “I’m tired, but I have dignity.”
SNOWWHITE added 7,527, still mining quietly like seven dwarves won’t show up to help. CINYX, VALJEAN, and YELLOW sprinkled in gains like seasoning, enough to taste effort but not enough to change the dish.
And now… the thorn in everyone’s side. Literally.
THORN_IRONCLAD (9,899) stomped in again, armor clanking, shouting battle cries, and delivering numbers that scream:
“Watch me, I’m dangerous!”
…followed immediately by everyone whispering,
“Bless his heart.”
He swings like a war hero, lands like a rubber mallet. The Andes echo with his passion… and muffled laughter. Thorn Iron-sad remains the people’s entertainment.
XXXBOSSXXX (641) and ROASTEDCHICKEN (783) contributed, technically.
CHET gave us 75, which might be a number or a cry for help.
And our Zen Masters of Doing Absolutely Nothing — ALIG and DELTA7 — have now completed a full Bolivian spiritual retreat. No rep. No noise. Just peace, stillness, and confusion from everyone else. Ascended beings.
Everyone else? Drink water. Stretch. Scream into a pillow.
Bolivia does not forgive weakness — but it absolutely laughs at it.
Day 7
Day 7, halfway through, and the mountain spirits have officially given up guessing what’s happening. Birds migrate. Seasons change. And DISTXRTED keeps farming reputation like they found a hidden “Bolivian Infinite Rep” glitch. Another 29,031 added, casually, like ordering breakfast and accidentally conquering a province. If this continues, we’ll need a dedicated monument. Or a warning sign.
Right behind, PANKOTOR (29,669) and JEI_HYUN (26,374) continue climbing with that wild “I refuse to be irrelevant” energy. These two aren’t grinding, they’re clawing up the Andes screaming in defiance, fueled by spite and ancestral whispers.
THORN_IRONCLAD, meanwhile, unleashed 21,395, charging through the rep fields like a knight who thinks he’s majestic. To be fair, he’s hitting hard but let’s be real, Thorn swings like he’s starring in a heroic movie… filmed in slow motion… directed by someone who hates him. We respect the effort. We roast the execution. Thorn Iron-sad marches on.
ROASTEDCHICKEN (704) continues the noble tradition of doing “something.” XXXBOSSXXX (733) too, bravery is measured in effort, not results, apparently.
BOONIESTEEP (10,881) is still fighting reality, and we admire that sort of emotional bravery. SNOWWHITE (8,161) and PRINCESSKYRA (9,009) keep pace like disciplined alpacas in a military parade. NAMOI, VALJEAN, CINYX, YELLOW all delivered small-but-real pushes. Enough to say they tried. Enough to avoid shame. Barely.
Day 8
Day 8, and at this point the Andes themselves are considering retirement. The llamas have stopped watching. The wind is whispering “hermanito… give up.” But one player refuses to acknowledge the concept of mercy or fatigue.
DISTXRTED, the eternal menace, casually dropped 33,543 more rep. It’s not grinding anymore; it’s geological erosion. The mountain isn't being climbed — it’s being worn down by force of will and petty dominance hunger. If reputation were oxygen, everyone else would be dead and DISTXRTED would be smoking a cigar on a glacier.
Meanwhile, the resistance movement continues:
JEI_HYUN (33,423) and PANKOTOR (31,685) came out swinging with pure “I refuse to be background scenery” energy. These two aren’t chasing rep, they’re waging an emotional battle with gravity itself. One day, one of them will either catch DISTXRTED or pass out mid-click. We support both outcomes.
BOONIESTEEP (22,206) still chasing like they're in a romance telenovela titled “Loving Someone Who Doesn’t Love You Back.”
NAMOI, SNOWWHITE, PRINCESSKYRA, YELLOW — showed up, pushed numbers, didn’t embarrass themselves. Gold stars, gentle nods. Bolivia sees your effort and offers you coca tea for stamina.
Now for the crowd favorite:
THORN_IRONCLAD (14,295) once again charged into battle like an armored rhino high on hope. Look, he’s trying, which is brave — but every time he swings, fate whispers:
“A for effort, F for outcome.”
We love you, Thorn. We ridicule you, but we love you. Bolivia laughs with you. Mostly.
XXXBOSSXXX (1,344) and ROASTEDCHICKEN (1,215) brought that “I showed up, please clap” energy. Respectfully minimal.
Day 9
Day 9 arrives and the mountain hasn’t gotten any smaller. The only thing shrinking is everyone’s emotional stability.
DISTXRTED, Bolivia’s unofficial national threat, calmly tossed in 26,226 more rep like they're topping off a cup of coffee. No stress, no sweat, just casual dominance. At this point the leaderboard isn’t a graph — it’s a crime scene and DISTXRTED is the only suspect smiling in the interrogation room.
Then, we have the two eternal rebels refusing to accept fate:
PANKOTOR (30,912) and JEI_HYUN (30,254) continue sprinting up the Andes like they’re late to a family party and grandma’s handing out cash envelopes. These two aren’t chasing victory; they’re chasing dignity, and that’s way funnier.
BOONIESTEEP added 14,104, still fighting like the gap is closable through pure optimism and caffeine. Admirable. Delusional. Entertaining.
SNOWWHITE (7,885), NAMOI (6,236), VALJEAN (2,583) and YELLOW (2,466) all clocked in solid “please don’t replace me with an AFK llama” numbers.
PRINCESSKYRA must've been busy ironing a royal cape today (405), and ROASTEDCHICKEN (286) proved once again that poultry does not thrive at altitude.
Now for today’s comedy gold:
THORN_IRONCLAD with 17,778 rep.
A true warrior. A heavy hitter. A legend in his own mind.
He swings into battle like the hero of an ancient saga… then lands results that say “local man fights mountain, mountain unbothered.”
Thorn brings medieval fury to a modern scoreboard and Bolivia thanks him for the entertainment. He is the dramatic NPC we didn’t know we needed.
Most Likely To Pretend This Is Fine — Day 9:
BOONIESTEEP, three-peat champion of emotional damage denial. At this point we just want to give them a hug and a brochure titled “Coping Mechanisms for Competitive Trauma.”
Day 10
At this point, even the mountains are rolling their eyes. The sky is thin, the morale is thinner, and DISTXRTED continues his Bolivian-approved bullying campaign with 26,771 fresh rep like it's pocket change he found under a couch cushion. Legend? Menace? Possibly a mountain spirit in human form. No one knows anymore.
Meanwhile, the brave mortals fight for second place like it actually comes with oxygen:
JEI_HYUN (33,288) and PANKOTOR (27,887) are still trying to scale the Andes with broken hiking sticks and blind optimism. Their lungs are gone, their minds are gone, but their pride refuses to die. We respect it. We also laugh at it.
BOONIESTEEP (22,740) is still carrying emotional damage like a backpack full of rocks — every day insisting the gap is closable. If motivation was enough, they'd be at the summit. Sadly, math exists.
Now, let’s talk about THORN_IRONCLAD — the people’s punching bag, morale mascot, and walking comedy arc.
10,678 rep with full battle theatrics. Thorn enters every day like he’s starring in a national war epic — heroic intro, dramatic soundtrack, flames in the background — then delivers numbers that say:
“I swung my sword and the wind took half my damage.”
Thorn, hermano… the mountain doesn’t hate you. The mountain doesn’t even notice you. You're the inspirational story they put at the end of sports movies, right before the credits, like:
“He tried really hard. He didn’t win. But we clap anyway.”
And here comes the plot twist of the century:
DAN
Yes, DAN — famously not good, consistently unimpressive — somehow still stands above Thorn in the cosmic hierarchy. DAN is that kid in class who never studies, writes answers in crayon, and still somehow gets a D- instead of an F while Thorn is in the corner doing interpretive sword-fighting and submitting blank homework pages proudly.
DAN is bad.
Thorn is just… dramatically bad.
There’s levels to this.